Friday, November 2, 2007

Alternate Introductions for Cake's Next Weird Film

The year is 2013. The recent annihilation of the sun has led to the rise of the Neo-Nazi party in post-apocalyptic Germany and the birth of the Fourth Reich.

Below the streets of Jacksonville there exists a place which few have ever seen, and to which fewer have ever been. In the world of competitive slam-dancing, you either dance, or get slammed.

Ether was the lifeblood of the homosexual community in 19th Century Australia. What began as one man's attempts to cleanup the Ether-filled streets lead to what many have called the goriest bloodbath in the history of mankind. This is Vincent McMichaels' story.

What began as an errand for Ike Henderson to buy a Macintosh computer would change the course of his life forever. The events of that day left him homeless, unhappy...and anything but human.

Can one doctor save the world? Patrick Chantel never knew what he was capable of....until extraterrestrial lifeforms taught him the key to immortal life. This is a story about one doctor's journey to knowledge of imperishable life.

He was just one man. With just one rifle. But on November 3rd, the day of a Boston College football game, he brought anarchy and death to an unsuspecting Chestnut Hill Campus.

Imagine if you were born. But instead of hands, there were guns there. Like where the hands would be. This is going to be a movie about that.

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