1. Someone will die Florida State weekend..I mean its gonna happen.
2. It will be Cakes
3. Lekic actually attends the Florida State game.
4. PJ will consume > 1 twisted tea.
5. So will I.
6. Greg is a little bitch (falling asleep for the night after happy hour, curling up in a little ball, sleeping during the ND tailgate, falling asleep in the backseat of the car for the night, losing his vision, puking ON the tracks of Termini Station, puking while dipping, falling asleep at Parents Weekend dinner after TWO shots, etc.)
7. Z contacts the spousal abuse hotline (1-800-799-SAFE). It's real. It will happen.
8. Wilson and Greg are involved in a fight where BOTH are blacked out.. and Wilson wins again.
9. Ian will make threats while flexing his weak ass arms.
10. Jack's bed is wet.
11. Some unsatisfied girl is left wet in Jack's bed. Twice wet.
12. Porath doesn't know.
13. Big weekend for Larry.
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